| Student: | I was here on Monday — no, Tuesday — and the librarian who was here that night said he was going to hold a book for me... |
| Me: | ...Uh. |
| Me (internally): | There are no notes here, no one mentioned anything about a student picking up a book... I guess I can call the librarian who helped her. |
| Me: | Do you remember what he looks like? |
| Student: | He was cute. Like, really cute. With a goatee. |
| Me: | Ah! I know exactly who you're talking about. Yeah, he's not here today... |
